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Most Popular Animal Jokes


Animal Jokes

Cats
Two female cats are sitting on a fence.
One says to the other, "What would you like for Christmas?"
"I"d like four kittens. How about you?" The other...
Views: 515 Rating: 2.9 More »
A gorilla
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a gorilla in a tree in his back yard....
Views: 583 Rating: 2.2 More »
The dog
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passer- by who"d seen everything...
Views: 536 Rating: 3.1 More »
Cat lovers rules
The cat is not allowed in the house.
OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
...
Views: 568 Rating: 3.3 More »
A rabbit
A rabbit enters a bar and orders, "One beer, you jackass."
The baker gives him what he wants without saying anything.
Next day the rabbit comes again. "One bee...
Views: 520 Rating: 3 More »
A parrot
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string
attached to each leg when a man walked
in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper
came over and started to try and sell him
a dog wh...
Views: 559 Rating: 3.1 More »
Man and dog
This man goes to a bar with his dog. The guy goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartenders says, "You can"t bring that dog in here!" The guy doesn"t m...
Views: 543 Rating: 3.1 More »
A duck
A duck goes into a bar and askes the bartender,
"You got any fish?" The bartender replies, "No,
this is a bar and we don"t sell fish," so the duck
Views: 583 Rating: 3 More »
The pig
The first little pig walked into the bar and said"Can I have a rum and coke?" The bar man said,"Okay." Then the little pig said, "Can I use
your toilet?...
Views: 521 Rating: 3.1 More »
Ten dog rules
The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms,but has to stay off the furni...
Views: 526 Rating: 2.7 More »

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