Tutor: Write your father’s name in English.
Santa wrote BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Tutor saw and asked are you joking.
Santa: No sir. His name is SUNDERLAL CHADDA
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Banta had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table the guest asked how is it made?
Since Banta did not know proper English. He said, “Milk sleeping in nigh...
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Santa:Jaldi 1 glass Juice de larayi hone wali hai,1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or de larai honewali hai
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu
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Ek doctor k clinic k bahar lambi line lagi huithi.. Ek sardar bar bar line me ghusta aur log ose bahar phenk dete. Usney kaha agay raho salo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga
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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
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A sardar was talking on telephone.
Friend: “Kis se baat kr rhe ho?”
Sardar: “BV se?
Friend: “Itne pyar se?”
Sardar: Tumhari hai…”
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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye
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Santa: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
Banta: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Santa:
“Operation Theatre”
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