Dirty Jokes

A husband and wife are in the shower together. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. The husband asks, "Babe can you get that please?" the wife replies "Sure". The wife puts on a robe and goes downstairs to open the door. At the door its Bill the husbands bestfriend. "Hi is your husband in?" asks Bill. "He is unavailable at the moment" replies the wife. "Ah ok" says Bill. As Bill is about to leave he turns back to the wife and says "I have £400 in my pocket, if you flash me your ti*s you can have it" the wife feels offended but then realizes she needs that money, so she goes ahead and flashes and takes the £400. As Bill is about to leave he turns round and says "I have another £400 in my pocket, if you let me feel your ti*s" the wife again feels offended but remembers that she could do with all the extra money and lets him feel her ti*s. Bill gives her the money and leaves. The wife walks up the stairs feeling very guilty but tries to forget it all.
When she gets back into the shower her husband asks "Who was that?" The wife replies "Oh it was just Bill." The husband replies "That bastard owes me £800!"