One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You"re a goblin," she says, "I...
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Our Santa gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
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Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutt...
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you ...
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A husband and wife are in the shower together. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. The husband asks, "Babe can you get that please?" the wife replies "Sure"....
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Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"
"Well," says the...
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A boy goes into the toilet with his mum and goes "mum what’s that" and she replies "it’s a garage". So the next day the boy goes in with his dad and says "...
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Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
Because the teacher told her to go do an "essay"
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A Man walks home from a long day at work only to get hit in the head with a frying pan by his wife.
In a Few hours, the man comes to, and he asks his wife, "What the f*...
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There’s a guy and girl having sex. The guy busts a nut and throws the condom out the window. The girl freaks out and says, "What the hell are you doing, I’m not done yet and t...
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