A man walked into the ladies department. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I"d like to buy a bra for my wife."
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There is an OLD story about the data center of the future.
This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.
The man"s job is to feed the dog.
The dog...
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Thank you for calling Technical Support. All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician. Th...
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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.
7. It ...
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I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weat...
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Consider:
1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.
3. Santa s...
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: &q...
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1.Viruses are free.
2.Viruses don"t take up most of your hard drive.
3.Viruses don"t need 80 megs of RAM.
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Viruses don"t have major bugs.<...
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Tech Support: What does the screen say now?
Person: It says "Hit ENTER when ready".
Tech Support: Well?
Person: How do I know when it"s ready...
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*Owner"s handbooks would have over 1300 pages and weigh over 3 pounds.
* Certain features would be unavailable on test drives (e.g. speeds exceeding 20Km/h, reverse gea...
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